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neuksei:

even if u dont like miley cyrus u kinda do like miley cyrus

yourfictionmyreality:

What the fuck
dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

sextblogger:

there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

(Source: plaxtic)

My cousin moves in this weekend and I am so excited to smoke a ton and trip! Ugh.

snorlaxatives:

MILA KUNIS IS PRGNANT WITH ASHTON KUTCHERS KID IT’S LIKE JACKIE AND KELSO ARE STARTING A FAMILY I’M SO HAPPY

1950sunlimited:

Atomic swim c.1950s
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